Fall...Resolutions?

It's funny how big ideas, epiphanies, and decisions come to me while I'm trying to fall asleep. Well, I got that last night.

Lose weight by substitution (because, heh, f*ck dieting, right?), and sell the cow.

Haha what?

My biggest vice is Coke. As in Coca-Cola, people. I go to work, get a large Coke from Chick-Fil-A, and usually get one refill during my shift. Then I come home and have maybe two cans. That's a lot of calories I usually don't think about because hey, it's a drink. So the Coke-drinking's gotta stop. As soon as I finish this 12-pack I'm working on.

I'm also racking up calories from mayonnaise and whole milk, which I just replaced with light mayo and 1%. Now, I usually prefer 1% anyway, but since the rest of the house drinks whole, that's what I end up drinking. So anyway, no big dietary changes here (because let's face it...I can't do real dieting without failing), but wiping out those kinda calories will definitely help. It wouldn't hurt to lay off the food court food as well (remember--I work at the mall), or at least do Subway more often than Chinese.

So, dieting aside...Onto my other "resolution". Now, I'm not going to go too much into this one because it is sexual and this is supposed to be a professional blog. But I took a sort of vow of celibacy until I'm in my next relationship. The milk ain't free no more.

Next post: FOILS!